Weird AF Vampires
MM Vampire Romance
12/15/24
Kindle
252
Amazon
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Santa’s been granting wishes in the VIP lounge for over a century. It’s time for some wish fulfillment of his own.
I love my job, really, but lately it’s been … boring. The most interesting thing to happen in months is when a college student days from graduation marches into the bar to fix his virgin problem.
I turn him away, of course. I don’t do virgins or other vampires. Those are my rules.
Then, his friends ditch him without a phone or wallet and leave him at the mercy of the club’s vampires. I don’t know why I step up, but I can’t leave him there. I’m known for taking in strays, and that's all he is.
Or is he? Beneath Boz’s snarky exterior is a sweet and sensitive man. I never expected someone like him to turn my head, but he’s the closest I’ve come to my wish for a happy relationship since I became a vampire.
I’m not the only vampire interested in Boz, though. His boss wants to hire him permanently, if you know what I mean, but some of her employees have other ideas. To get my greatest desire, I risk blowing my cover to the most dangerous vampire in the world.
What, you didn’t think Santa was my real name, did you?
Review By Linda Tonis
Member of the Paranormal Romance Guild Review Team
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Santa is a sex-worker, a vampire and thought that calling himself Santa was the way to go.
One night three college boys come to the VIP room where Santa works his magic hoping to get their friend Boz to lose his virginity, but Santa sent him away. Deserted by his two friends, Boz finds himself with no way to get home and that is where Santa and Boz’s story begins.
Santa drives Boz back to the dorm at MIT where he is set to graduate. Boz is drunk and Santa offers to meet him again. Boz has a job lined up with Imperial Accounting run by Empress Marcella. He will be temporary during training and then will become a permanent employee when he is turned.
It has been twenty years since vampires revealed themselves with synthetic blood available making them less of a threat to humans. Santa feels a connection to Boz, something he hasn’t felt in almost two centuries and is determined to help him lose his virginity and spend time with him.
Santa owns his own apartment building and offers Boz an apartment, he brings him food and makes sure the apartment has furniture while questioning himself about why he cares so much. Santa takes Boz out on dates and finally has sex with him. Boz isn’t sure about whether he wants to be turned but it seems the Empress won’t take no for an answer.
Santa is afraid of getting involved with the Empress since he killed his sire and killing another vampire without explicit permission is a definite no no. Boz is attacked so he is in danger from other vampires not happy about his job at the Imperial Accounting firm and although he is saved by Santa there is no doubt that he is still not safe.
Santa drives him to work and picks him up, but Boz works during the day and Santa is not available for him so Santa works out a time to and from work that will make it possible for him to be available.
A sex worker vampire and a human virgin meet and may be the answer to centuries of sadness and loneliness for Santa and may be the one male that Boz can be comfortable around and feel loved. A different take on vampires where they are open and accepted by most humans.