Sign Steal Deliver: A Paranormal Chick Lit Novel Gods of Thunder MC
Comedy/Satire/Romance/Chick Lit
Independently Published
July 22, 2021
216
He may be the god of thieves, but he's not ready for the one who steals his heart.
Calico shifter Kat Gataki has a plan. All she has to do is swipe the key to the underworld so she can get down to Elysium and apologize to her sister for being a royal witch with a capital B.
It should be a piece of cake for a trained cat burglar like herself, but there’s one slight problem. The owner of said key happens to be Hermes…as in…the smoldering hot god from Olympus.
And no one steals from the god of thieves.
That’s what Hermes likes to believe until a trip to Mardi Gras introduces him to the most alluring cat burglar he’s ever seen.
Hermes wastes no time falling head over winged sandals for Kat, but following his heart soon lands him in a mess of trouble that only the Fates could see coming.
Kat has stolen both his key and his heart, and he only has twelve hours to find her. If he fails, they'll both be spending eternity in the underworld.
If you like quirky humor and heroes with heart, you'll love this Greek gods inspired paranormal romantic comedy!
Reviewed by Linda Tonis
Member of the Paranormal Romance Guild Review Team
Katherine Gataki is a calico shifter and an actual real life cat burglar. When her sister Cam died last year, she promised her she would not steal anymore and so now works for NOGS, New Orleans Ghostal Service making deliveries. Her deliveries usually entail some sort of danger but they also give her extra money. Kat has no idea that her next delivery will put her face to face with the Gods from Olympus and finally give her the chance she has been praying for to enter the Underworld, find Elysium and ask her sister for forgiveness.
Hermes is the God of Thieves and when he first saw Kat, she was stealing a wallet out of an obnoxious young man’s pocket. What are the chances that he will see a woman that he feels attracted to and she, like him, is a thief? Hermes was asked to deliver a check to Medusa who is now overseeing the Underworld while Hades is living up top but he refuses since they are in New Orleans on vacation. It was his idea to call NOG only because there is a problem Kat cannot possibly get to her destination on time giving Hermes the chance to be a hero. Since he is also the God of Speed, who better to accompany her and get her there in time than him.
The delivery is on time and it places her at the door to the Underworld and guess who has the key, you are right none other than Hermes. Now Kat has to figure out a way to get Hermes’ caduceus from him, not stealing, borrowing lol. She will enter the Underworld, find her sister and finally get rid of the guilt that has plagued her since Cam died. The night she died she had asked Kat to get her locket from the car but it was raining and Kat was tired and she said things she didn’t mean and Cam died without the locket.
Well does the cat burglar out trick the God of Thieves, not for me to say. Is there a chance for a relationship between a God and a Cat Burglar once again I won’t say? What I will say is that this book came at a time when a good laugh was very needed and I got it in spades. Olympus is closed, the Gods are living in Seattle and are a motorcycle club and they are still immortal and have their magic but can’t help causing a little trouble. Hermes revealed secrets to Kat that could cost her life but what fun watching as the two get into trouble and fight to get out of it.
ROMANCE/COMEDY/SATIRE
