Review: Ramen Assassin – Rhys Ford

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Ramen Assassin: Book One
Rhys Ford
M/M Action/adventure
Dreamspinner Press
June 25, 2019

When life gives Kuro Jenkins lemons, he wants to make ponzu to serve at his Los Angeles ramen shop.

Instead he’s dodging bullets and wondering how the hell he ended up back in the Black Ops lifestyle he left behind him. After rescuing former child star Trey Bishop from a pair of thugs in the middle of the night, he knows it’s time to pick up his gun again. But it seems trouble isn’t done with Trey, and Kuro can’t quite let go… of either the gun or Trey Bishop.

Trey Bishop never denied his life’s downward spiral was his own fault. After a few stints in rehab, he’s finally shaken off his Hollywood bad-boy lifestyle but not his reputation. The destruction of his acting career and his relationships goes deep, and no one trusts anything he says, including the LAPD. When two men dragging a dead body spot him on a late-night run and try to murder him, Trey is grateful for the tall, dark, and deadly ramen shop owner he lusts over—not just for rescuing him, but also for believing him.

Now caught in a web of murders and lies, Trey knows someone wants him dead, and the only one on his side is a man with deep, dark secrets. Trey hopes Kuro Jenkins will stick around to see what the future holds for them once the dust settles, but from the looks of things, neither of them may survive to find out.

Reviewed by: Ulysses Dietz

Member of The Paranormal Guild Review Team

“He’s like the poster child of how not to be a human being.”

Rhys Ford loves her guns. And her explosions. And her European-Asian mixed race men. She also loves to make tough, jaded, emotionally blocked guys fall for other other similarly damaged and scarred guys. And she does it all with a joyously baroque language that at times goes a little bit far. But far be it from me to tell Ms. Ford which adjectives to leave out of her descriptive phrases.

As far as Rhys Ford’s oeuvre goes, Ramen Assassin is actually sort of sweet. Beginning her story with a roller-coaster ride of unhinged violence resulting from an act of extreme heroism, she quickly shifts into a nearly normal cute-meet, as long as you don’t count the shooting.

Trey Bishop is a mess, but he’s two years on the road back to humanity. Kuro Jackson is a retired government agent running the hottest ramen shop in LA’s Koreatown; a shop that Trey Bishop frequents as much for its amazing soup as for its gorgeous green-eyed owner. Their unexpressed mutual interest, hitherto kept at bay by the counter in Kuro’s shop, is set free in a hail of gunfire, leaving Kuro suddenly privy to the personal maelstrom that is Trey’s family circumstances. Old instincts die hard, and Kuro finds himself drawn into Trey’s situation because he sees something in Trey that most people – particularly his family – don’t.

This book is full of vivid characters, James Bondian in quality, from Trey’s ruthless corporate father to Kuro’s former employer, a femme fatale in the literal sense of the word. In a refreshing Los Angeles that seems devoid of Hollywood’s intrusion, Ford’s dramatic ensemble plays out a stormy drama worthy of King Lear, but with a tender gay romance thrumming softly at its center.

Ford’s books are sort of like cilantro – you either love them or you can’t read them. I happen to love cilantro.

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